Day 1- 15 facts about me

So, my Canadian friend, LeSombre had this meme up a while ago and I really liked the idea of it. 

Day 01- A recent picture of you (with really messed up bangs!) and 15 interesting facts about yourself

Fifteen interesting facts about myself:

1. I am only child. While not all together interesting, I could not imagine having a sister or brother who I had to share with.  I used to like that everything that is mine, is in fact, mine. I never had that argument, “Mommmmm! She stole my hair bow!”  The downsize, I have nobody to share the pain of losing my mom. I am all alone in this heartbreak and it sucks. I guess it would have been worth losing a few hair bows just for someone to say, “I know and understand.’  And I totally know that they do. 
2. I want a third baby. I will never have a third baby.  No longer can I hide behind the unknowing of how much babies cost.  I know how much work babies are and how much they cost and having a third baby would not be fair to the two that I have.  So, yeah, that’s a touchy subject for me.
3. I have a messed up fingernail.  You probably wouldn’t even notice it, it’s not big deal. It has some ridge type stuff going on.  However, it would be enough to identify my body – if my hand was attached and my face was not.
4. I love and hate staying up late at night. I am a hardcore insomniac.  Apparently, so was my great great grandma.  I love the quiet. I hate that I’m tired in the mornings.
5. I am going back to school so that I can teach algebra.  Math is easy to me.  English stuff like, spelling and grammar is not.
6. If I loose a certain amount of weight, I made a promise to myself to get plastic surgery.  I hope I have enough money saved by then to make that dream come true.
7. There isn’t much about pop culture that I don’t know about. I really should work at E!  However, I’m not young or pretty enough.  Had I known what I was doing with this blogging thing years ago, I could have been the first Perez Hilton only I wouldn’t have been so mean.
8. I have an uncanny way of knowing – in pop culture- who’s mom of whom and who played in what TV show.  In just about everything I watch, I’m like, “That’s the lady from so-n-so show.” or “She is the real life wife/mom/girlfriend of so-n-so.”  It’s a gift I have. 
9. I suck at remembering real live people.  I have classes with people who, when they see me outside of class, say hi and stuff and I have no idea who they are.  Apparently I don’t care as much about my classmates as I do who was Jennifer Aniston’s latest boyfriend. 
10. I want to be on Big Brother.
11. I don’t understand how Charlie Sheen still has a job, I mean Two and a Half men isn’t even nearly the funniest thing on TV by a LONG shot!  They let him go on as business as usual and yet Lindsey Lohan is crucified.  I don’t get it.  The same way I don’t understand how the Oxy-Clean stuff still has Billy Mays on it’s commercials and he died with cocaine in his system.  I have a feeling if it were a woman who was the spokesperson and then died with cocaine in her system, she would never be seen again.  It goes without saying that I think, in Hollywood, there is a double standard for men and women. 
12. It annoys me when people say, “My family always comes first.”  Of course they do, I think it goes without saying.  So, when people say it more than, oh like one time, I think they are being fake.  I also think it’s fake to brag. I can’t stand a bragger.  And being happy about something is different than bragging. 
13. I think 9/11 should be a holiday.  I hate that we go on as business as usual on that day. It will never be normal for me again.  However, I get the reasons we don’t make it a holiday. I just wish that we didn’t treat it as just any other day. 
14. The only crossword puzzles I can do are the People crossword puzzles.  I feel so proud of myself when I complete one. 
15. People said when I was younger, I looked like Linda Blair. Now I don’t I guess I look like anyone but me.